How are the children of the world to find solace about their problems at school when the counselors are evil totalitarians!? They can't and it's sickening. I call for a revolt! I and two others (apply now!) shall storm the school under the cover of heavy fire from our allies. We will then march into the office, screaming and shooting the ceiling. At this point we will duck and roll into THAT WOMAN'S office. She will pled for mercy, but it won't come. We'll all open fire upon her in a slow-mo sequence that allows us to see her flailing about as bullets rip through her flesh and gives us a cool "I'm shooting a gun in slow-mo effect". When she's dead, we shall leave in peace.