Ballad of The Life and Times of Mineself

I added a blog list. If you are not on it and this upsets you, get over it promptly. Ask me, and I will probably add you, unless I just don't know you...or I happen to hate you. Actually, I don't hate anyone, so that part is really invalid.

 

 

 

 

WOOOOOOOOOOOT!

Relive my childhood through a series of photos.

The best part? It's totally free of charge!

 

 

I expect $3.70 by Monday at the latest.

You want to keep your kneecaps don't you?

 

I put up some hair pictures. They aren't that great, but that'a okay. They are from Christmas.

Dear Friends,

Sometimes in life, the winds of change blow through our lives and change them forever. I, yes, your friend Jessica, have been swept up in one of those winds. Because of this, I have decided to make a major lifestyle change. Yes, I Jessica, am going to start wearing my bangs hair-sprayed to right side of my face so that they slightly obscure my right eye. Cry of cheer, it doesn't matter (your opinion means didly). I am also going to dye my bangs bright red for Christmas. The End.

 

Jessxca

How are the children of the world to find solace about their problems at school when the counselors are evil totalitarians!? They can't and it's sickening. I call for a revolt! I and two others (apply now!) shall storm the school under the cover of heavy fire from our allies. We will then march into the office, screaming and shooting the ceiling. At this point we will duck and roll into THAT WOMAN'S office. She will pled for mercy, but it won't come. We'll all open fire upon her in a slow-mo sequence that allows us to see her flailing about as bullets rip through her flesh and gives us a cool "I'm shooting a gun in slow-mo effect". When she's dead, we shall leave in peace.